I have been reading game parody blogs such as Bang Some Chicks and Nigel’s Big Game Blog. I have come to the realization that game parody blogs are more accurate and better portray reality than actual game blogs.
I realized this when I was reading the latest article at Bang Some Chicks about the problem of needing to take a dump when you’re in the middle of sex. I have never read an article like that on an actual gamer site. I should have because if gamers were getting laid a tenth of what they claim, this would be a problem for them. They would be so busy getting laid that gamers should have run into this problem and blogged about it.
This means that game parody blogs are more realistic and honest than game blogs. That’s how absurd and fraudulent game is.